The Ultimate Sammy Engineering

It is long past the time that the internet possess the process diagram for the construction of The Ultimate Sammy. What is the The Ultimate Sammy you ask? The Ultimate Sammy is the ecstasy experienced once you stumble upon the little slice of time between dreaming and crusty eye awake when you comprehend that you can control your dreams. It has been told that The Heeb found himself in such nirvana, but with a grumbling in his tumbling and he reached up into that little cloud above his head an pulled down this magnificent blessing from God above. Oft you wonder what God did on that seventh day, I think we all know now that it was to conceive of The Ultimate Sammy, NCAA March Madness and Old Style.

STEP 1: PURCHASE THE FINEST DELI MEATS AND CHEESES YOU CAN FIND.

Notice how The Heeb guides his disciple, Bakerian, to the Boar's Head meat counter whilst parlaying to him the importance of keeping one's head down during the approach to show proper respect to that which is to come.

Yes, we must sing the praises from the Hymnal of Boar's Head! 'Beautiful salami, slice paper thin for me. Boar's Head is just and the level'r of men.'

STEP 2: OBTAIN A CIABATA THAT MATCHES THE PERFECTION OF THE MEAT

Supprisingly, there is only one loaf of bread in this entire bakery. But she manages to feed 10,000. If only she could turn water into Old Style, then we'd be talking.
Elation, oh joyous occasion! Thine spirit is cleansed, The Heeb, may you return to your work in the eyes of The Lord.

STEP 3: SLICE THE GARDEN FRESH VEGETABLES.
Be careful not to slice too thick or too thin. Only someone whose soul has been cleansed by the bread should attempt such a task.

STEP 4: SLICE THE CIABATA!
Slicing a nice Ciabata loaf brings out the Moses within us all.

STEP 5: COMMUNION OF THE SALAMI.

Notice the care JFerg the Baptist takes in blessing the salami and the intense meditation of the Bakerian before the salami clensing of the palate.

STEP 6: ON THE SEVENTH DAY...

If you are not one with The Sammy, you may find it necessary to avert your gaze.

STEP 7: SEAL THE DEAL.

Yes, The Heeb, what you have created has left the mundane of the contingent world and taken an odessy into the metaphysical, but a look in your eye like that should be saved for ladies at the Ryan's Buffet. You know what I'm talking about. Those Ryan's Buffet ladies are three times the woman you will find anywhere else.

STEP 8: REFLECT UPON THE MAGNIFICENCE OF THE ULTIMATE SAMMY

And there you have it, an experience too grand for one man to behold, it must be beholden by four or five men of grand stature and ambition. To consume this bahemoth is to live life on the edge with disreagard for health. Each bite causes days to fall off the end of one's life.

Note: The individuals who partake of The Ultimate Sammy are trained professionals under the close the supervision of stuntmen, clergy and nutritionists. Do not try this at home.